Zara Muskurade-05
By
Rehan kausar
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4 thngs boys do in Exam Hall: 1.Counting no.of Girls
2.Flirting wid lady invalgarity
3.Reading d brand name of pen
4.Thiking 2study wel 4 d nxt!
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Humko Yu Pagal Banana ChhoD Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana ChhoD Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb HI Hoti Hai
AB TO,
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhod Do!
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KUCH KUCH HOTA HAYE!!!!!!! EXAM PAAS AYE DIL GHABRAYE. BOARD NA JANE KYA PAPAR BANAYE.ABTO MERA PEN RUK RUK K CHALTA HAI KYA karun hai kuch nahi ata hay.
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Jahapana tussi GREAT ho,thofa kabul karo,
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!..! !..!
Aur fat se sms karo,verna hum aap k cell pe mutravisarjan karenge..
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Thought Of Da Day
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na badao!
Ho sakta hai usne.
Toilet se aa kar haath na dhoye ho
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ek bahut kaam k baat
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zayada buttan dabane se mobile kharab ho jata hai
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Achhi Biwi
aur
Achha Pati......
Bhoot ki Tarah hote hain,
Jiss ki baatein to Sabhi karte hain,
Par unhe aaj tak Dekha kisi ne nahin....!!
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What msg u get,after watching d movie 3 idiot?
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Yehi,
Ki aaj ke bad DELIVERIES doctor nahi
ENGINEERs
Karenge......
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Govt.School K Bacche Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school Le Ja rhe The
Buzurg:Bacho IsKo Chor 2 Ye Khud School Ayega
B:ye Student Nai hamara master h
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SahiL
ki
Geeli
Rait
par
MaiNe
us
se
Poocha
Tu
bolti
Q
nahi
Wo
Palken
Jhuka
kar
Muskura
Diya
Or
Rait
per
Likha
MaiN GooNgi h00N
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Ye thik nai he!
tum aisa kaise kar sakte ho?
tumse ye umid na thi,1pura channel tumhare naam pe he aur tumne bataya b nai?
Animal planet!
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U R my best frnd
bharosa nhi
chalo fir kutubminar pr chadnge
me 1.2.3 bolunga
tum kud jana
baad me jab tum 1.2.3 bologe to me kud jaunga
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PANI & PREM me kya fark?
FARK sirf EK hi hai
INSAAN Pani m pade to BHEEG jata he
aur
PREM m pade to Sookh jata he
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Sardar (ladkiyo ko chedte hue):-hor soniyo ki haal h?
ladki (gusse me):- jo teri behan da hai..
Sardar (haste huy):- oh tussi v pregnent ho
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Jab question paper ho out of control, answer sheet karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke fold, aeroplane banake bol, ALL.... IZZ........ FAIL...
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Aladin ka chirag mila
maine jinn se bola:"Is SmS ko padne wale ki buddhi ko 10guna bada do"
Jinn:"Multiplication doesn't apply on Zero..!
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Bacha Mithai Ki Dukan Pe
Ladki Se-Jab Me Bada Ho Jauga Ap Muj Se Shadi Krogi
Ldki Haste Hue-Ha
B-Fir,Apne Hone Wale Pati Ko Mithai Nhi Khilaogi
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Bahut Udas Hai Har ShakhsTere Jane Se,
Tu Aa ja Kisi Bahane Se,
Tu Lakh Khafa Sahi Magar ek Bar To Dekh
Mohalle Me Kitna Kachra Jama Hai? Tere Na Aane Se.
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IN ANKHO SE SAPNE CHURAYA NA KARO.HAMARI DOSTI KO AZMAYA NA KARO.TUMHARE EK SMS KE BADLE 100 CALL KARDU. PAR SHART YE HE KI. TUM PHONE UTHAYA NA KARO.
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Joke
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Na Tajmahal Sundar Hai
Na Kutubminar Sundar Hai
Na Aishwarya Sundar Hai
Sundar To Mera Ye SMS Padhne Wala BANDAR Hai,
Jo Mere Dil Ke Andar Hai
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Shashtro Me Likha He-Pati-Patni Ek Hi Gadi K 2 Pahiye He.Dono Me Se 1 bhi Kharab Ho Jayeto Gadi Nahi Chal Sakta MORAL-Spare Wheel Rakha karo.
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Kitna sona tenu rabne banaya... Wah.. wah..
Kitna sona tenu rab ne banaya...Wah.. Wah..
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Mene tenu 5 din pehle"APRIL FOOL" banaya
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Kitna pyara muskra lete ho..
kitni asani se apna bana lete ho..
itni dosti kaise niba lete ho..
kisi se sikha hai ya sirf meri nakal utar lete ho..?
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Is Tanhai Me Bahot Dam Ghut Raha Hai
Dosto
Na Jane Kon Bahar Se Bathroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya
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Aashiqo ka dimag hota he khali,
Tabhi milti nai Gharwali,
Gulaam bankar fas jate he ishq k jaal me,
Aur kehten he maine LADKI patali....!
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Jharno Ne Kaha Jheel Se,
Gam Ne Kaha Mehfil Se.
Raahi Ne Kaha Manzil Se,
Ki AapKi Yaad Aayi DilSe,
To Khat Likha MOBILE Se..?
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Macchar Apne PoteSe-Hamare Zamane Me Ladkio Ka
Khun Chusna itna Aasan Nahi Tha
Pota-Q
Macchar-Ladkiya Pure Kapde Jo Pehna Karti Thi.
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